Saturday, 07 April 2012

• more from the well of e-mail hell

  and now, my latest poster creation...
  
  
  
  
  hey, remember, it's only a week until the big Not Done Yet benefit show,
   supporting Team Sisterhood, as they march in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer,
  this June. Here's the info, once more:
  
  
  
  
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  here are some very clever anagrams to wrap your head around. know any others?
  
  Dormitory - Dirty Room
  Desperation - A Rope Ends It
  TheMorse Code - Here Come Dots
  Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
  Animosity - Is No Amity
  Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
  Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
  Alec Guinness - GenuineClass
  Semolina - Is No Meal
  A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot inPlace
  The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
  Eleven plus two -Twelve plus one
  Contradiction - Accord not in it
  ThePublic Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
  Astronomer -Moon Starer
  This one's amazing:
  [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
  To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in themind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
  Becomes:
  In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
  And the grand finale:
  "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- NeilA. Armstrong
  becomes:
  A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon!On to Mars!
  
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  What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?It gets wet!
  
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  the old widow
  

  Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

  "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

  "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

  Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

  "Yes, I do."

  "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?"

  "Yes, I have to admit that I did."

  "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

  Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

  "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

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  confession is good for the soul?

  Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

  The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

  "Yes, Father, it is."

  "And who was the woman you were with?"

  "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

  "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

  "I cannot say."

  "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

  "I'll never tell."

  "Was it Liz Shannon?"

  "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

  "Was it Cathy Morgan?"

  "My lips are sealed."

  "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

  "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

  The priest sighs in frustration.

  "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."

  Tommy walks back to his pew.

  His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

  "Five good leads," says Tommy.

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  that's my time, folks!.... going out with my bandmates, doing some fund

  raising for next week's event... it's not too late to get involved...
  

  to donate, or to get more information, go to:

   https://sites.google.com/site/sisterhoodwalkers/
  

  
  

  and remember:
  

  Save Second Base!

  
  
  

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